Going through stacks of old collected papers, I found the old print edition of this article…

DHS Releases 5 Terrorists Into US To Test National Security

The Onion

Aug 4, 2010 – WASHINGTON—As part of its routine series of preparedness drills aimed at testing national security, the Department of Homeland Security …

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